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Guest Blog: Caution – Change Ahead by Joely Sue Burkhart

THE BLOODGATE GUARDIAN by Joely Sue BurkhartIf you've been writing long at all, you've heard the “pants vs. plotter” debate in some fashion. Flames can blow up on a writing group in a hurry about the proper way to write. Writers who don't plot break out in hives at the thought of spreadsheets; plotters wonder how the heck anyone without a solid synopsis in hand can ever find the end.

What I've learned over the years is that both sides of the camp are right.

I spent time early on looking for the right way to write. Like there was just one way, the Right Way. If I figured out that method and followed it faithfully, then I'd surely sell in a hurry. Looking back, I can only shake my head. Because what I've learned in the last seven years is that there is no right way — as long as you find your way to “the end.” In fact, every book seems to require a different process.

I've completed ten novels of various lengths, numerous short stories, and have five projects currently in my queue, and the only thing common about each of them: I wrote them. Every single one required a different skill or technique to complete.

At first, I thought this constant changing process was simply due to my gradual development as a writer. In the beginning, I was all pants. I scorned plotters. Ugh, spreadsheets! You're kidding, right? But over the years, I moved to serious plotting. For one project alone, I had three spreadsheets and four sheets of poster board stuck to the wall for my sticky-note plot!

I faithfully use the hero's journey. I've read all the recommended writing books from GMC to screenwriter's tips. So of course, as I learned more as a writer, my process changed. But here's the key: my process continues to change, because the journey of a writer never truly ends. We never stop learning and growing as we explore a new book.

Even now in my eighth year, I have a book that refuses to be plotted. At the same time, I have another project for which the only thing I've written is a monstrous synopsis — over 5K! One project is on notecards. Another is just a few notes in a folder.

Each book is different. It will test you in different ways and require something new of you. So don't stress out about how your process may be different from everyone else. Don't worry if one book isn't cooperating. Simply try a new technique to see if the words will flow. If you've never tried notecards, pick up a colored pack and play. If you absolutely love spreadsheets but find you're stuck with what happens in Act 3, try some free writing in a note book.

Grow those writing wings and don't be afraid to try something new.


Joely always has her nose buried in a book, especially one with mythology, fairy tales, and romance. She, her husband, and their three monsters live in Missouri. By day, she's a computer programmer with a Masters of Science degree in Mathematics. When night falls, she bespells the monsters so she can write. Find her on her website, Twitter, Facebook, and check out Scribd for free reads!


Hello Summer!

To kick off the month of August with style, I'm hosting ten wonderful guests from August 3 to August 16.

Guest Appearance Schedule:

» August 3: Joely Sue Burkhart
» August 4: Susan Porter
» August 5: Alex Nordach
» August 6: Kate Cuthbert (website going live on August 6)
» August 9: Kait Nolan
» August 10: Sandy Wills
» August 11: Maria Zannini
» August 12: Emily
» August 13: Zoe Winters
» August 16: Renmiu

They'll be covering various topics from the genres they love, their personal experiences / stories and awesome things they've learned while writing, etc. I've even got a tendonitis expert lined up to help with wrist pain. So please stop by!

As for me, I've had a very productive working month in July. I've finished up to Step Three for the All's Fair revision. My accountability group has been enormously helpful in motivating me and keeping me working hard. (If you're interested in joining, please check it out here.)

To reward myself and to “reset” my eyes for the next step in the revision process, I plan to read during the next two weeks. The following titles are currently on top of my TBR list (alphabetical order by author's name):

The ever-wonderful BookDepository just dispatched Kiss of the Rose by Kate Pearce as well, so hopefully I'll get it before August 15.

I hope your summer's as productive as mine, and may your August be blessed with awesome books!


What Would My Awesome 700 Year-Old Vampire Do? (The Answer Is: NOT Sparkle in Sunlight!)

I happened to see a hilarious post by The Rejectionist:

FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE IF YOU WERE SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND REALLY GOOD-LOOKING AND HAD SUPERPOWERS AND A BAZILLION DOLLARS WOULD YOU REALLY BE FARTING AROUND HIGH SCHOOLS AND WASTING YOUR TIME IN ALGEBRA II NO YOU WOULD NOT. YOU WOULDN'T. SO PLEASE WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW. JUST DO IT FOR THE FUCKING ASSISTANT, OKAY? THINK OF IT AS COMMUNITY SERVICE.

Her frustration is palpable. And why not? How many times do you need to take high school-level algebra before you really get it?

Eight things my awesome 700 year-old vampire would do

  1. Secretly lead a vampire worshipping cult.
  2. Eradicate vampire hunters.
  3. Have a harem of hot chicks, who he all loves equally.
  4. Own Wall Street. Make Goldman Sachs look positively angelic and amateurish by comparison.
  5. Own the media.
  6. Own the Internet.
  7. Control the world's superpower governments and politicians.
  8. Rule the universe with an iron fist.

What would your awesome 700 year-old vampire do?


Wanted: Guest Bloggers for Early-to-Mid August (Non-Authors Welcome!)

Got a book coming out soon? Want to pimp your favorite authors, books and/or TV shows? Or just want to chat about what interests you the most?

Here's your chance. I don't usually open my blog up for guest bloggers — actually this is my first time, but I've decided to have guest bloggers from August 3 – August 13. You don't have to be a writer to guest blog, and I won't allow blatant 100% pure unadulterated self-promotion.

Possible Topics:

If you're a writer:

  • How I write
  • How I revise
  • How I plot
  • Cool Things I Learned While Writing (my latest release, etc.)

If you're a reader / writer / neither of the above:

  • Why you should try (author, book, series, TV show, hobby [such as knitting, etc.], product and/or service you like) — You may not pimp your own books, products and services, but you can pimp your friends' if you'd like.
  • My Favorite Summer Spots (or Winter for those of you in the southern hemisphere)
  • Why I like (genre, season or anything else)
  • Things you wish were different
  • How to's — recipes, tips, etc.
  • Anything else that you feel strongly about (except politics and/or religion!)

In return for your time and effort I'll:

  • Put your name in my monthly message (along w/ a link to your website or blog [or other social media profiles you have any] if applicable) on my main page for the entire month of August.
  • Put your guest post on my main index page (not just the blog page) for 24 hours.
  • Put your cover graphic up (just one….sorry…!).
  • Put your byline (a short bio, etc.).

Please leave a comment and/or contact me via email.

Thanks!

P.S. I already have five or so people interested. I'd love five more. Thanks!


PSA: What You Must Do When You Hire a Web Designer

You must must must must must get all html, css & graphic files, etc. from your designer even if s/he uploads them to a server for you. This is especially important if you haven't bought your own hosting service and therefore don't have ftp access information, etc.

If you don't do this AND your designer disappears on you and/or you don't want to use her to make every little change (or god forbid, your designer is an a-hole who's decided to hijack your site and hold it for ransom), you are totally screwed unless you're tech savvy. 99.9% of people are probably doomed to go through the horrible time-consuming exercise of getting all their files back by using the “view source code” command on their browser. And they better hope that their designer didn't code in PHP because PHP sourcecode is hidden if you access the file via a browser.

Remember: html, css, graphics files (jpg, gif, etc.) should be a part of the deliverables. You paid for them, so you're entitled to them. Specify this clearly when you hire someone.

BTW — the list of designers I can now recommend has dwindled even more. In case you're wondering, I wholly recommend Frauke from CrocoDesigns and Tara O'Shea from Fringe Element. I've worked with them both, and they're excellent professionals. (Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with them in any way.)


What They Do and What They Really Mean

I was going to blog about something else, but I just couldn't stop myself from saying something about the ridiculous situation in Bell, CA.

In case you didn't know, California and all its cities are suffering from massive budget shortfalls. In Bell's case, it appears that the obscene pay to public officials is a big contributing factor to the budget crisis.

LA Times reports in two parts:

www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bell-cuts-20100727,0,5834864.story

The report shows that community services, including social services and recreation programs, were cut by 21%, or $593,438, while public safety took a 3.7% hit, or $228,888. Police training was whacked by 58%.

The salaries of [City Admin Officer] Rizzo, [Police Chief] Adams and Assistant City Manager Angela Spaccia are equal to about 10% of Bell's $15.9-million general fund budget.

www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bell-salaries-20100727,0,1970663.story

…the city's top officials received some of the highest municipal wages in the nation. City Administrative Officer Robert Rizzo made $787,637 a year, almost twice the salary of President Obama; Police Chief Randy Adams made $457,000, 50% more than Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck; and Assistant City Manager Spaccia made $376,288, more than the top administrator for Los Angeles County.

All three resigned last week.

I really hope it doesn't end with their resignations because it's an empty gesture.

They got to keep their ridiculous pay (almost twice what we pay our commander-in-chief!) and as far as I can tell, they'll be able to get their pensions when they reach retirement age. This is the biggest F-you to the people Rizzo, Adams and Spaccia can come up with on their way out. (Oh, BTW — Rizzo has been collecting that big pay from the city for fifteen years!)

And to further illustrate how outrageous their pay was — the population of Bell is about 38,000. No, that's not a typo. It's only 38,000.

If Bell had paid just those three half of what they made, the city would've saved $810,462.50 this year. That's enough to preserve the funding for community services for the residents, and it would have almost no impact on the funding level for public safety. Now this is just those three. Who knows how many hundreds of thousands of dollars could've been saved if the city hadn't overpaid other public official fat cats.

Nothing short of a full investigation, and new laws with claw-back features will stop public officials from pulling this kind of stunt again.